That's my other line. I'll call you back later.
- All right. - Jerry, can you see my hair?
Hey, can you pick me up later? I need to go to the mall.
I need those shoes we saw yesterday.
I can't. I'm picking up Yanin from ballet.
Yamil, why can't Yustin pick her up?
He has baseball practice. Why don't you go yourself?
Because I'm still not allowed near the car.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
That stop sign was in the wrong place.
What is he wearing?
- Who? - The weirdo on 25.
Professor Dayton? My dad says he's a genius.
He gives me the creeps.
I'm walking away.
Excuse me, Mr. Mailman?
I can not wait to move out of this neighborhood.
- I know, right? - Hi, sir. How are you today?
How am I?
Hang on, cute guy alert.
What? Who? Where?
Give me all the details. Where's he at?
Fat Joe's. Must be a cousin.
It's a package. I've been waiting for weeks
for a package. It's about this big.
Why don't you go back to your computer, you geek?
Oh. I cannot wait to move out of this neighborhood.
You already said that.
Oh, that's my mom calling. I gotta go.
Come rescue me, please?
Okay, I'll call you at home. Okay? Bye.
What matters is I've been waiting weeks
for a package that looks just like that!
I really hate this neighborhood.
Ugh.
Aren't you going to say hello, Alice?
What's that, Dad?
Oh, it's a universal remote.
It's supposed to control everything.
I picked it up from a street vendor.
Looks like one of the professor's gadgets.
Maybe I should show it to him.
- That creep across the street? - Alice.
Don't talk about him like that, Alice.
He's a very intelligent man.
- Whatever. - Young lady,
you're gonna wash your hands and come back down.
Dinner is almost ready.
She can't eat, she's on a diet.
He's eavesdropping on me. Mom, tell him to stop.
Because she's fat.
Lewis, say something.
What diet? What fat?
Hey, didn't we have a talk about listening in
on other people's conversations?
I wasn't. Mom!
Honey...
We'll talk after dinner. Now do as I say.
She's too skinny. She'll never find a husband.
She has no ass.
Grandma!
- Is that how a dean talks? - I'm off-duty.
What's so funny about not having an ass?
An ass is more important than tits.
Tits are for amateurs.
Please tell me I'm adopted.
If I understand this setting,
this button controls the color and hue settings.
- Hello. - Hey, girl, it's me.
I'm an amateur.
Tell me you dumped the little brat
and we're going to the mall.
Hello...
Dad, there's something wrong with the phone.
Da... Dad?
Mom?
Grams? Jesse?
Come out now. You're not funny.
Are you still with us, Alice?
Young lady, you're going to wash your hands and come back down.
Dinner's almost ready.
- What's going on? - She can't eat. She's on a diet.
Because she's fat.
Lewis, say something.
Fat? What? Who's fat?
Didn't we have a talk about listening to other people's conversations?
I wasn't. Mom!
Honey... you be quiet.
We'll talk after dinner.
Now do as I say.
She's too skinny. She'll never find a husband.
She has no ass.
Mom, shame on you.
I think this one's for the subtitles.
Please.
The remote.
Sir? Dad? Senor?
Please don't touch that thing.
Don't touch.
Alice. Alice.
Hey!
Hey, Professor Dayton!
Professor Dayton! Professor!
Alice.
Hey!
Wait! No! Professor Dayton!
Professor Dayton, wait!
Okay.
I get it about the ball! I won't throw it again.
You can stop now.
I really hate this neighborhood.
Professor Dayton!
Professor?
I only know her number on speed dial.
Police!
- Hello? - 911, what is your emergency?
Please, you have to help me.
Hello?
- Hello? Send somebody. - Hello? Someone there?
He's getting married? That's fucked up.
Delivery for Professor... Dayton?
Are you supposed to be here, miss?
Oh my God.
You have to help me.
Hold on, I'll be right back, okay?
Hold on.
Okay.
What a weird looking remote.
So far it doesn't do much. Can't even change the channels.
Take it to the professor.
It was a five-mile walk
to the nearest TV set,
barefoot in the winter.
And we all knew the piano player
with the candelabra was a pansy.
Just like your Uncle Brett.
What a faggot he was.
Grandma!
Work, damn it.
No!
Good going, Dad. You just turned off the TV set.
Lewis!
Mom, it's me! It's Alice!
It's me!
Grab the gun, Lewis!
- Grab it! - Dad, hurry!
Ow!
Hello, Alice.
Isn't the detective's gadget a riot?
Grab your gun!
Shoot the damn thing already!
Please, I just want to be normal.
But you already are, Alice.
This is who you are.
Professor, don't go near that thing!
It's all right, Detective Jacobs.
This sweet little thing is completely harmless.
What is it?
It's a rabbit, of course.
Oh, it is... it is a rabbit.
What's... what's his name?
Alice.
Her name is Alice.
You bad girl,
chewing through your cage like that.
I've been looking all over for you.
Oh, look what I've got.
Your favorite toy.
What a character.
Alice. What a pretty name.
I ain't playing with you.
Get in that damn street and make my fucking money!
Is there a problem?
Fuck.
Hey! Hey!
- I said, is there a fucking problem? - No, no problem.
Damn right there ain't no fucking problem.
Yeah.
Hey, man. Hey, listen.
Hey, you looking for some companionship?
- No thanks. - No, man, I can set you up.
- I've seen you lookin', man. - I'm good.
Yeah? Come on, man.
Whatever you want. Where are you?
Hey. Hey, bitch!
You got a permit to work my building?
Hey! What the hell?
Hey, Jerry.
Eva! Get your ass down here.
I'm coming.
Bye, Jerry.
Eva!
I'm coming.
Fuck!
Oh, man. Fuck.
...and now a foul call against Martinez.
Damn it.
God damn it.
- Yo, yo! - Got change?
Come on, young man, buy something!
- Fuck you. - Buy something.
Oh, take a look. Take a look.
Look, it's a nice radio.
- Yo, yo. - Lady, lady, lady.
See anything you like?
Got a crystal ball.
Book on voodoo.
Anybody piss you off lately?
I don't read much. What do you want for the radio?
Radio with the antenna...
$5 going with the antenna.
Without the antenna...
without the antenna, is $10.
Why is the one with the antenna less?
Less radio.
All you need is duct tape and a piece of wire.
Make an antenna.
I'll go less radio more antenna.
Give me the money. Give me the money.
Keep the change.
Fuck you too! Ya!
Yeah, yeah.
What a smart-ass he was.
Smart-ass! Ya!
Somebody buy something! Come on!
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oh, come on.
Of course. Why wouldn't you do that?
Thank you.
You motherfucker.
Don't.
- Stop that. - Whoa! Jesus!
Hello?
Don't.
I said don't. You'll like the song.
You're getting water on the floor.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Dry yourself off.
In the bathroom, Jerry.
And, Jerry, put some clothes on.
Okay.
- Well? - What?
Isn't it better now that it's clean in here?
I guess.
You guess? You're not sure?
It's better.
Are you hungry?
- I guess so. - Are you hungry or not?
- I am. - Then make dinner.
All right.
It's too hot for soup. Make a sandwich.
Jesus.
I'm just looking out for you, Jerry.
I promise.
Do you want one?
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't use so much mayonnaise.
It always gives you a tummy ache.
Right.
You wanna put some money in tech stocks.
They'll never go away.
But the important thing is to diversify.
Right, diversify.
I'll need more money though.
You'll have it.
Yeah, Eddie, Eddie, listen to me, baby.
You're gonna love this. It's a new reality series...
"Home Invasion." We break into their homes,
they don't even know it's really us,
we beat the crap out of the family!
- Right, we get the cameras 24/7. - Sir, sir,
this is a handicapped spot.
Three-camera shoot. They're gonna love it.
Yeah, they're gonna love it.
Douche.
I hate this guy.
You say something?
No.
I was just taking out the trash.
Fuck you.
Eva!
I'm coming! Fuck!
Say hi to your little friend, Jerry.
Hi, Jerry.
Hi.
Eva!
Fuck.
Nice job, Jerry.
Let me in!
You ain't got shit without me.
I'll fucking kill you!
What are we gonna do about all that banging, Jerry?
Ronald!
Tell her to knock it off.
- Ronald! - Knock it off!
Let's go.
And get a flashlight.
- Don't be seen. - Got it.
What do you see, Jerry?
- I'm looking. - Don't look yet.
Just see.
I see a clothesline,
some garbage, box spring,
Mandy drunk,
passed out again.
I see a stairwell leading to a fire escape.
Look at the stairs.
Looks like a bunch of people threw a bunch of shit down here.
- Look again. - I'm looking.
This looks intentional.
Keep climbing, Jerry.
I'm climbing.
Shh.
Keep climbing.
Okay.
Keep climbing, Jerry.
- Up there? - Yes, up there.
Okay. Okay.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Up there?
It doesn't look safe.
Are you afraid, Jerry?
- No. - Well then, let's go.
All right. Fine.
It's all right. Relax.
Now get the flashlight.
And watch out for more cats.
- Fuck, man! - It's only
a dead squirrel, Jerry.
That thing is huge.
- Next time you see one, kill it. - Fine.
What'll you do when you see another one?
- Kill the little fucker. - That's right.
Now breathe, Jerry.
Now get your flashlight and let's try again.
I told you I'd take care of you.
Now let's get out of here quick.
- You'll have to kill him. - What?
- No. - You have to. He saw the box.
He saw the money.
- You have to. - You don't know what he saw.
Come on, Jerry, you know exactly what he saw.
And so does he. Sooner or later,
- he's gonna come for it. - I won't do it.
Well, it's too late now, he's gone.
But he'll be back, Jerry. Don't you worry.
This is bad.
There's over 300 grand here.
The big move will be real estate
and income property, a duplex at least.
But like I said, it's all about how we diversify.
- Right, long-term goals. - Exactly.
We should leave town as soon as possible.
Wait, do you hear that?
- What? - Listen.
Someone is breaking in.
Guess who.
Don't shoot him. That'd be bad.
- What do I do? - You'll know what to do.
But do it fast!
Jerry, get back inside
and get the knife.
No.
Good.
Ronald!
You did what you had to do.
- This has gone too far. - You did the right thing.
This is crazy.
Jerry, there's gonna be cops everywhere.
You have to relax. You have to be cool.
- Focus. - Focus.
I know. You're right.
No loose ends.
You knew this going in.
I know.
Murder-suicide?
Yeah, well, that's what it looks like.
Tied her up with duct tape,
stabbed her about 50 times, maybe more.
Lots of blood.
That's a new brand of sick.
Nah, it's not so new. Word is they had a drug problem.
- They fought a lot. That sort of thing. - I knew about the drugs.
Everybody heard the fighting.
Yeah.
Got any more milk?
I'm afraid this is the last of it.
Right. Well...
- thanks for your time. - Not a problem.
Sticky.
Oh, um...
if you think of anything,
here's my card.
Sure thing, Officer Jacobs.
Detective.
Oh, right.
- Detective. - Yeah.
He found tape residue on the chair.
- I saw that. - I don't know if he put it together.
This guy's hard to read.
Stay cool, Jerry.
I got one...
You found some more milk?
You caught me.
I just have one more question.
Leon Cates... you know him?
- The guy across the hall? - Yeah, that's him.
Pimp, drug dealer,
among other things.
Seems really bent out of shape. Won't tell me exactly why.
Don't think I've ever seen him happy.
I know the type.
This is different.
Anything comes to mind...
- I'll give you a call. - Right.
Got one.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
You do.
Looks like someone tried to break in.
I saw that last night.
Not much use reporting it. Nothing personal.
Oh, right.
Well, you have a good day, Mr...
Collins.
Same to you, sir.
Well, thank you.
I feel good about this.
Me too.
I'll stay with the money. You go check that we got everything.
- Are you moving? - Yeah.
Things have just gotten a little nutty around here.
Yeah.
I guess I wanted to for a while.
Been saving.
Where you moving to?
I'm not sure yet.
I just figure I'll keep driving until I find someplace,
someplace I can afford some property.
I can't stay here, Jerry.
Leon will kill me.
He thinks I took his money.
His money?
Armored-car heist almost two years ago.
He's got a half a million stashed in a building up on Hill St.
I don't know where the rest of it is.
It'll turn up someday.
You got room for one more, Jerry?
You can't come back.
I don't want to.
What is it with you?
She'll kill you as soon as she finds out about the money.
You'll have to kill her first.
No, I think I trust her.
She's a whore. You can't trust a whore, Jerry.
I said no.
Let's get out of here fast.
Don't look at me like that. I need to go pee now.
Just pull over right here. There's nobody here.
- It's not a big deal. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry. Just gonna take two seconds, all right?
- Be right back. - No problem.
Wait here.
Now I'm in the back seat.
Next it'll be the trash. You have to listen to me.
- I think you're jealous. - Your little friend isn't gonna
understand our relationship, Jerry. Think about it.
I'm only trying to help you.
Let her take a piss, for fuck's sake.
It's the middle of nowhere. Do it now!
What did I say? Just be cool.
Temperance will see you through most things.
You know, it's all about the future now.
Yeah, the future.
Exactly, the future.
Long-term sustained growth.
And how we gonna do that?
- Diversify? - Damn straight,
diversify.
Stocks, bonds and of course, real estate.
We're talking a wide array of growth industry
as well as the more steady, conservative investment.
Don't even fuck with commodities.
They're just gonna get you in trouble.
Yeah, this is Rachael.
I'm looking for some companionship
for the night.
Where are you?
I'm at home.
Hey, bitch, you got a permit to work in my building?
Sorry, I've never done this before.
Hey hey, trick!
Don't you walk away from me now.
Well, there was this one time...
Where are you?
What is this?
- In the movies... - Mm-hmm.
...we use big cameras. - What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this? Are you paying? Are you paying?
Where's home, dipshit?
Do you accept the Lord Jesus Christ
- as your personal lord and savior? - Excuse me one moment, please.
Whore!
Get the fuck out of here. I ain't playing with you!
Get out of here. What the hell?
He was gonna make me a star.
Get in that damn street and make my fucking money.
I ain't playing with you.
Repent, vixen of Satan.
Repent!
The end is near!
Is everything okay?
- What was that? - Everything's cool.
So how do I get to your place, lover?
I live at...
uh, 26 Cabrillo Avenue.
- By the marina? - Yeah, how'd you know?
Lucky guess. Have a few clients there.
Okay, give me 15.
Bye.
Gotta get some.
Gotta shower first.
Breaking news just in.
Authorities believe that the latest rash of serial murders
have been committed by a woman.
They believe she may be a prostitute
and the local tabloids have dubbed the culprit the "Call-Girl Killer."
She has claimed 10 victims so far, all male.
Now back to Jim in sports.
It's about time.
"The Call-Girl Killer," huh?
How original.
- Look at that. - Check this out.
- '88, right? - Yeah.
But did you see the girl that's sitting in there?
You boys gonna be around later?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Victor? - Yeah.
How'd you guess?
Lucky guess.
Nice house. Is it yours?
Yeah, why?
Where are your parents?
My parents are out of town for the weekend.
Is it that obvious?
How come you're not in any of the pictures?
I'm...
I'm kind of the black sheep of the family.
The clan's more proud of my brother.
He's the family success story.
Which makes you the screw up, huh?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
So how about we get to it
since I'm on the clock?
Okay, I'm just used
to a little more discussion, you know?
Well, I'm...
I'm a little short on cash, so, uh...
Okay, junior.
Whatever floats your boat.
Let's head upstairs.
So, how about we get that transaction out of the way?
- Business first. - Right.
Here you are, Miss Rachael.
$1,000 it is.
So this your first time?
Yeah.
How'd you know?
Lucky guess.
So what are we gonna do?
Oh...
Well, I'd like you
to tie me to the bed and ride me.
But, well, you have to blindfold me first.
Ooh, that sounds kinky.
For $1,000 bucks it's doable, right?
Whatever you want, baby.
You like that, huh?
- Yeah. - Yeah, you do.
You've been a little naughty.
Maybe. Oh!
Get it tight.
How's that feel?
Perfect.
Are you getting naked yet?
Oh, in a second.